May 2013
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
blackandmilds:
I’m telling yall the fact that I’m short allows me to be consumed with rage so fast
someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
shavingryansprivates:
and i hate when people on here try to glorify not having friends like shut up it’s fucking horrible i had like maybe one friend throughout all of high school and it’s an awful and seemingly meaningless existence that serves only to make you feel shitty about yourself it’s not fucking cute
gallifrey-feels:
sebuttstian:
storieswithinastory:
If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.
if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.
if you’re “mature” enough to swim, you’re mature enough to drown. Calling for help...
marlkarxfightsback:
HOLY SHIT GUYS
I JUST FOUND OUT
NONE OF THE KIDS IN KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE AMERICAN BORN
NUMBER 1 IS ENGLISH
NUMBER 2 IS GERMAN
NUMBER 3 IS JAPANESE
NUMBER 4 IS AUSTRIALIAN
AND NUMBER FIVE IS FRENCH AND AFRICAN
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
girlhearted:
how to make children
put the thing in the thing
wait for a little bit
baby
fortunatelight:
davidlynching:
fun fact: iraq, pakistan, afghanistan and saudi arabia have a higher percentage of women in the government than the us & the uk
another fun fact: white people tend to get very angry when you point this out to them
ah white feminists, can y’all take note?
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knittedlampshade:
smileyoureontv:
knittedlampshade:
remember that time that lavender brown was cast as a black actress but then when she actually had a fucking role in the plot of the movies she became a white actress
lol but racism isn’t a thing anymore, or something
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“It’s scary how people leave scars on you; how certain people will never really...”
– Elay Neal Moses (via journal23rd)
hermione-ganja:
All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and...
